DONKEY: Shes into superstitions / Black cats and voodoo dollssing it, Puss! Fan Feed More Moviepedia Wiki. Im just so darn bored! DONKEY: Im sorry, too. The music comes to a halt. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you. Nice day for a parade, huh? Charming continues through the abandoned castle and reaches the princess's tower. Shrek looks down at Puss, who gives him a cute, helpless look. Narrator: After a long day of saving fried chicken, stopping an inner-city riot. A knight runs up to Shrek with pepper shaker and sprays it into his eyes. SHREK: I know! FIONA: Theres just one problem. SHREK: Oh no, we usually prefer the ones whove been locked away in a tower! All I got in my room was shampoo. DONKEY: Wow! Lillian is sitting in bed with a book in hand. And he gave you a hard time! Well This isnt a good time, pumpkin. In the film, race car Lightning McQueen and tow truck Mater head to Japan and Europe to compete in the World Grand Prix, but Mater becomes sidetracked with international espionage. CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower! by William Steig.Directed by Mike Mitchell and written by Josh Klausner and Darren Lemke, it is the sequel to Shrek the Third (2007) and the fourth installment in the Shrek film series.The film stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Julie . HAROLD: (screaming) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fiona pushes open the front doors of the palace and looks out at the rain. I dont know. Aladdin and the King of Thieves/Transcript. PUSS:I feel a premonition / That girls gonna make me fall, PUSS: Shes into new sensations / New kicks in the candlelight, DONKEY & PUSS: Shes got a new addiction / For every day and night / Shell make you take your clothes off / And go dancing in the rain / Shell make you live her crazy life / But shell take away your pain / Like a bullet to your brain / Upside inside out / Living la vida loca. JILL: "Shrek"? Who is this? It includes four computer-animated films . Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon. A loud crowd has now amassed behind them. Great soup, Mrs Q. Mmm! You could at least give them a chance. DONKEY: That Shrek is a rascally devil. Harold scowls, Lillian is apprehensive, and Fiona cringes. Look what Ive done for her. Where are you going? HAROLD: Uh, darling. Harold pulls the lobster towards himself, Shrek does the same with the turkey. Here comes the new me! LILLIAN: I havent. A baby starts crying. They wait for Pinocchio's nose to grow but nothing happens. Right away. Requesting backup. And thats why I have to let her go. Find Princess Fiona! Shrek runs into Fiona's room and sees a cloaked figure hovering by the window. Charming uses his bow to shoot a roped arrow to a wooden post on the other side and uses it as a zipline. [The film begins with a book like the first film and opens by itself, it's pages turning as a male voice narrates like before] Male Voice: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. There are more Shrek movies to follow according to Jeffrey Katzenberg. DONKEY: But, no more wallowing in the mud? Im melting! The three are dropped down onto the floor of the cell. SHREK: I just really need to make things work with this guy. JEROME: (whispers) Of course. It was nothing personal, Seor! He has a face that looks like it was carved by angels. DONKEY: Oh, no, no. Ill park the car. And my father lives off the garbage! NIGHT. Puss pounces on a knight who grabs him. He grabs the pail of water and looks at his reflection. Allister: Evil forces to come between them, but as the script here says, love conquers all. PUSS:Hey! Shrek? DONKEY: See this is why nobody likes ogres. One of the talking pieces of furniture from before moves in his way. DONKEY: Oh, God! HAROLD: Darling, Im just thinking about whats best for you. Find you a nice.uh, burro! GODMOTHER: wave of my magic wand! Look whos telling who to lighten up! Now heres our chance. EXT. Except for one potion. The room is completely dark, except for the moonlight shining through a window. Donkeys dont purr. Then pops again. Fiona looks back and gives Harold a confused look before Charming nudges her closer. PUSS: You are told correct, but for this I charge a great deal of money. Fiona lets go and starts to walk back up the stairs. GODMOTHER: You remember my son, Prince Charming? To both of you. Presenting Princess Fiona and her new husband, Prince Shrek! Hes down on Drury Lane. Ow! Meanwhile, Gingy is standing on Mongo's face as he sinks into the water. I need to go, anyway. II wont do it. Donkey runs back to Shrek and the door shuts. How--whenwhen, when, when did you get back? SHREK: Ya know, somehow I dont think I was going to get Daddys blessing even if I did want it! And if you think that Ill be smearing VapoRub all over your chest, think again! He opens it, and Fiona's voice reads it in his head. HAROLD: uh, we, we make this a quick visit. Shrek takes his clothes, leaving both the nobleman and his son stranded in their undergarments. Shrek climbs up and gets through. He is wearing noble clothes that somewhat resemble Shrek's usual getup. Come on! Fiona looks at Charming with surprise, and then with affection. Thieves! I hope Im not interrupting, but Im told youre the one to talk to about anogre problem? Give him the Bob Barker treatment! DONKEY & PUSS: Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca, DONKEY & PUSS: Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca. Godmother addresses the crowd and conjures herself a flashy, red dress. I was so hoping you would approve. NOBLEMAN: Oh, you poor creature! GODMOTHER: Your worries will vanish, your soul will cleanse / Confide in your very own furniture friends. I mean, after all, it is in his nature to bewell, a bit of a brute. PUSS: (frightened) Oh, no! Puss tries to pull out the Happily Ever After potion, but the hole he made is just too small for it to fit. A group of uniformed men stand outside, playing a fanfare with their trumpets and drums. Shrek runs up to Fiona. FIONA: Ive made changes for you, Shrek. Hes gorgeous! JEROME: [sighs] Yes, Fairy Godmother. Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film loosely based on the 1990 picture book Shrek! Yeah! FIONA: (chuckles) Lookthank you very much, Fairy Godmother, but I really dont need all this. The two almost cross each other's pass. So thats it, you wont come? Shrek 2: Original Motion Picture Score is the film score to the 2004 animated feature, Shrek 2, the sequel to the Academy Award winner Shrek. And then we're gonna go back to the swamp where we belong. Donkey manage to catch the falling potion with his mouth. Doris sets a bottle of milk on the table. Must be like some finishing school or something. GODMOTHER: And what does he find? GINGY: I hate these ball shows! Shrek points towards the Far Far Away Palace. Aladdin (2019)/Transcript. Srie Shrek Shrek 2 (2004) Pour plus de dtails, voir Fiche technique et Distribution Shrek est un film d' animation amricain en images de synthse ralis par Andrew Adamson et Vicky Jenson et sorti en 2001 . The wand bounces on the ground and activates. FURNITURE: The kind of girl a prince would date! SHREK: Now lets go before they light the torches. He quickly shuts it and looks over to make sure Fiona is still sleeping. One of the mice carries the a lit match to light the fuse, but falls through the grate. The Three Little Pigs shake their heads and light the match themselves. Know what Im saying? Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. But if you come by the office, well be glad to make you a personal appointment. Donkey looks up into the sky. Shrek reads the label on the potion. Love, the King and Queen of Far Far Away. They continue to dodge the arrows as they climb over various wooden machinery. She sits up with concerned look on her face. Rawhide! Dont you remember when we were young? SHREK: (chuckling) Its a bit early to be thinking about that, isnt it? The three enter through the front door of the cottage and into a reception area. Im sorry. You know, how many cats can wear boots? Out from the cup comes a magical dust in the shape of heart, which then dissipates. DONKEY Yeah, and feeding . Harold and Lillian tend to Fiona, who they have tucked into bed. Shrek 2 Transcript | DreamWorks Animation Wiki | Fandom Wikis Advertisement 90 pages Explore Wiki Content Community in: Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts Shrek 2 Transcript Edit Handy helpers Stompoos Butterfly nets Wreaches Tweezers Band Constent Closepins Bicycle rumps Rocket ships Babies Roundups Elephants Ropes Jump ropes One is a figure of a knight, who is about to slay a fallen ogre. 0000-0001-5F36-0000-P-0000-0000-. The whole tavern gasps and Hook stop playing. The carriage hits a bump and Donkey screams behind them. GODMOTHER: Oh, believe me, Harold. DONKEY: All by myself / Dont wanna be / All by myself anymore. It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. The Three Little Pigs launch one of themselves at Godmother using a blanket as a slingshot. Puss purrs and Shrek marvels at his cuteness. Shark Tale; Kung Fu Panda 2 (transcript) Rise of the Guardians (transcript) The Emoji Movie (transcript) The Star (transcript) Early Man (transcript) Ice Age . Fiona looks uncomfortably at the crowd who are all chanting "Dance! Shrek reluctantly leaves the house. LILLAN: Its so nice to have the family together for dinner. Pinocchio! I remember when i thought one of the kid in my class was strange. until the time comes to Meet the In-Laws.The new couple is summoned by Fiona's parents, rulers of the kingdom of Far Far Away, who wish to celebrate their daughter's marriage. FIONA: Well, they might be a bit surprised. Pick me! PUSS: No problema, boss. FIONA'S BEDROOM. It follows ogres Shrek and Fiona (Cameron Diaz), now a happily married couple, enjoying their honeymoon.Everything is just fine. DONKEY: Uhhh--I gotta go to the bathroom. DONKEY: What? (turns to the clerk) Er okay. Thats the best friends job. You have engaged my valuable servicesyour Majesty. DONKEY: Hey, baby! HAROLD: So, I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be--. Shrek covers Puss' mouth with his finger. FIONA: well If you want to be a part of this family, yes! My mother, she is sick. GODMOTHER: Well help you set a new fashion trend! That is, assuming you dont eat your own young! Harold leaps in front of Shrek and gets hit by the wand's zap as a horrible sacrifice to the kingdom! CHARMING: Mom, its me, Shrek. You see, II need to have someone taken care of. Hes a little slow this morning. The guards pour down a giant vat of the liquid onto Mongo's head. DONKEY: Hey, Shrek. WORKER: Your Monte Cristo and coffee--oh! Larry: Aw, I forgive . Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are walking through a clearing. DONKEY: Look at me, Shrek! Theres only one fella who can handle a job like that, and, franklyhe don't like to be disturbed. Who set out on a quest to find a rare princess. SHREK: Sorry to barge in like this but uh--. How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed? Pinocchio, with key in hand, jumps and the pigs lowers down by his strings. Shrek looks out from the barn, solemnly starting at Far Far Away way off in the distance. The water is rancid and the two fish are clearly dead. Pretty pony wants to play at the castle! I just I just wish I could make her happy. What? Charming pulls Fiona in closer, who is still looking at him with suspicion. HAROLD: (sarcastically) An ogre from a swamp. Puss puts on his cute, guilty face. PUSS: "To make the effects of this potion permanent, the drinker must obtain his true loves kiss by midnight.". Two workers are caught in it and are transformed into a clock and a candelabra. HAROLD: I mean you cant force someone to fall in love! The coaches are lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffets curds and whey! SHREK: Oh, great. He goes over to the fireplace to warm up, but notices Fiona's childhood toys on the mantelpiece. A stream of light cuts through the darkness illuminating a beautiful but worn book. Thats not my husband. You drink that, theres no going back. Rawhide! Aw, lets keep him! Youre not her father! I would think youd be happy for me. PUSS: Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from Pussin Boots! Suddenly a group of armed guards show up and block the doorway. Thats a really big problem! FIONA: WellShrek owns his own land. HAROLD: I only did that because I love her! Shrek groans. Shrek leans in to kiss Fiona, but she gently stops him with her hand. Milk em hard! Somehow I dont think Ill be welcome at the country club. Why is it always midnight? A hooded man on horseback arrives at The Poison Apple, a ramshackle tavern. I was just reading a, uha scary book. HAROLD: What am I supposed to do about it? Wasnt she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell? Someone is playing darts with throwing axes. Bandits! GODMOTHER: Theyll write your name on the bathroom wall. Charming pulls the curtain and gasps; the figure is no princess--its the Big Bad Wolf. JEROME: Uh a little. Shrek drops to his knees. Later, Shrek has some dwarves forge Fiona's wedding ring. They stop laughing after neither Harold nor Lillian join in. More time passes and they are riding through thick snow. A passenger inside the carriage leans out his head. [yawns] Bet your bottom. Shrek is listening in from the window, outside and out of sight. SHREK: See this is why nobody likes ogres. His clothes are much too big for him now. Woware you from Europe? You workin' that hat! Donkey and Shrek race off as Puss turns to face the guards. Youll see. Working hard or hardly working, eh, Mac? Please! Fiona walks out of the room and grabs her suitcase. Shrek runs inside the palace to find Fiona. Gingy groans and slides down the string. Sorry! Right, Harold? What you talking about? GODMOTHER: May all your endings be happy andwell, you know the rest! A chicken wing flies up and lands inside the rancid fish bowl. Donkey leaps up and over the group of guards and they chase after them. Well arent you two a sight for sore eyes! Puss laps up the milk in his cup and slams it down. Huh? 1 reference. Let me go! But it was his destiny to climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to pull back the gossamer curtains to find her [ the prince gasps, seeing the Big Bad Wolf in Fiona's place ] Wolf: What? SHREK: Its a cat, Donkey. / And oh, what the hey! PUSS: Whatever happens, I must not cry! The wolf, busy reading a magazine, is annoyed by the interruption. He cuts a letter P mark in a tree, similar to Zorro. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. You still look like a noble steed to me. Citizens of the kingdom scream as the feet of a giant gingerbread man stomp through the streets. GODMOTHER: Jerome, coffee and a Monte Cristo. Stop it! DONKEY: Except for you. Make yourself useful and go keep watch. Godmother looks surprised to see Shrek. It is loosely based on William Steig's 1990 fairy tale picture book Shrek!, and somewhat serves as a parody film, targeting other films adapted . Two guards stand by the stairs. FURNITURE: You want to dance, pretty boy? SHREK: I guess it means itll affect Fiona, too. no2004055143. Transcript A light shines down on a storybook. Charming puts his hand on Fiona's face, and then she holds his face with both hands. I shouldve stayed. Were from the union. How bout a bowl for the steed? And oh, we used to walk down by the lily pond and they were in bloom. Lillian cringes. Harold and Lillian follow her. DONKEY: Im trotting, Im trotting in place! Listen, if we need an expert on licking ourselves, well give you a call. NARRATOR: Will they get away with it? A figure jumps down onto the path in front of them. A wave crashes over Shrek and Fiona as they makeout in the sand and the Little Mermaid takes Fiona's place. Fiona is fast asleep while Shrek is awake, tossing and turning. HAROLD: I was hoping youd let me apologize for my despicable behavior earlier. They stop at the foot of the stairs leading up to the palace doors. Shrek 2/Transcript; Flushed Away/Transcript; Antz/Transcript; Community. I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring? DONKEY: Yeah, and theres the bush shaped like Shirley Bassey! Charming and Fiona walk down the hallway away from Harold and Lillian. SHREK: What choice do I have? The noble steed. Unlike its predecessor, the score for Shrek 2 was only composed by Harry Gregson-Williams. CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. That's a good question. Dynamite sticks are rigged to the grate. HAROLD: There you are! Fionas father paid you to do this? GODMOTHER: Good boy. GODMOTHER: Cinderella! CHARMING: (calmly) Oh, about five minutes ago, actually (angrily) after I endured blistering winds! He leans her over for a kiss, but they are interrupted by Donkey, who is suddenly standing next to them again. SHREK: Hold on! Sharpen their pitchforks? The mice start moving their canes around, unaware that the plate of chicken wings is right next to them. HAROLD: Im sure he just went off to look for a nice mud hole to cool down in. Shrek Forever After Act l Goodnight Junior Shrek Forever After Act ll Closing Countertop (Fade back to Bob and Larry on the countertop) Bob: I feel like I always say this, but wow, Larry, that was great! Harold and Lillian are sat by a fireplace when Fiona walks in. FIONA: Ugh! Mongo's arms start to crack as the guards try to pull the drawbridge back up. Three women are sitting beside him, and one of them is holding Puss in her arms. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! What do you call this dish? Written by Andrew Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss. FIONA: And we'll all live happily ever after! SHREK: Gee, thanks. GODMOTHER: Ladies and gentlemen. GODMOTHER: Oh, sweet pea! Police brutality!!! Shrek pulls out the business card he took from Fairy Godmother earlier. Two Renaissance Wraps, no mayo chili ring GODMOTHER: Yeah, one Medieval Meal and Harold curly fries? HAROLD: No, no, hes right. GODMOTHER: You better get in. Harold stands unsure, still clutching the axe, staring out at the moon. They slowly dance on the ballroom floor. Shrek and Donkey, on another whirlwind adventure! Fiona runs outside and down the stairs, not recognizing Donkey in his new form. Shrek and Donkey stand confused until Puss finally spits out a hairball. The crowd applauds and Lillian claps along. FIONA: Dad says Im going away for a while. DONKEY: And lets face it. She pulls out a book titled "Cinderella". I ain't never got over that. And shell never forgive you if you dont. They continue to dance. Captain Hook plays the piano and sings. Shrek opens the front door and beckons Donkey to head out. Head em up! I mean, look at him. Larry: Wow. It is a sequel to the previous film . HAROLD: III cant. Now, we have to go. The figure takes off the cloak and reveals themselves to be Fairy Godmother. Im going! HAROLD: No, no, its nobodys fault. DONKEY: I say we take the sword and neuter him right here. I dont want to die. Shrek, unsure of how to eat the food on his plate properly, plops it in his mouth, and grins with the food still stuck in his teeth. GODMOTHER: A pinch of passion. Now give me that bottle. The guards pour hot, bubbling liquid into a set of machinery. Shrek tips over a giant cauldron, filled with a potion, and the substance spills onto the floor. I was doing it only for my family. Weve got company! FIONA: Shrek loves me for who I am. HAROLD: (clears his throat) Um, excuse me? But inside youre the still same old, mean, salty. Because i got to know him. The crowd gasps. I dont want to die! SHREK: Are you up for a little quest, Donkey? Hansel and Gretel skip down the carpet hand in hand, tossing bread crumbs along their path. FIONA: Will you Stop it? FIONA: No! Shrek runs for the door, but Godmother uses her magic to close it. SHREK: Donkey, you have the right to remain silent! Whether your parents like it or not I am an ogre! Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon (in Vernon's feature directorial debut) from a screenplay by Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss, it is the sequel to Shrek (2001) and the second installment in the Shrek film series. Shrek saddles up on Donkey's back with Puss. DONKEY: Hey wait a minute, dont you want to tell me all about your trip? A dragon roars. This script is a transcript . Pound em dead! Youre supposed to say, I have the right to remain silent.! SHREK: And youre still the same annoying donkey. Later, they reach a sign that reads "700 miles to Far Away". FIONA: Mom says that when Im old enough, my Handsome Prince Charming will rescue me from my tower and bring me back to my family! Two women take note of their carriage and start following it. She tosses the book to the ground and pulls out another. Donkey comes running in. MIRROR: Well be right back with the Royal Far Far Away Ball after these messages. Shrek looks up at the shelves built into the walls around them. The wand's magic hits Pinocchio and he turns back into his puppet self. This is the script for The Irelanders meets Shrek 2 . Puss jumps off and Shrek and Donkey halt. SHREK: Welllook out, princess. Main Page; All Pages; Community; Interactive Maps; Recent Blog Posts; Wiki Content. He opens the cart to reveal Puss and Donkey crammed inside. Right! Thick, wavy locks? Charming takes off his helmet, revealing himself to be the narrator's voice. Two knights seize Shrek and three more point their crossbows at him. LILLIAN: Not that theres anything wrong with that. GODMOTHER: Harold! SHREK: No, you great stupid pastry! He has been listening the whole time. SHREK: Dad. Pinocchio tangles himself up in his strings after flipping and posing on the way down. DONKEY: Keep watch? GODMOTHER: You see we made a deal, Harold, and I assume you dont want me to go back on my part. Dragon blows a cloud in the shape of a heart. GODMOTHER: Shu-shu-shu--shush, shush. "Head to the darkest part of the woods", DONKEY: "Past the sinister trees with those scary-looking branches.". The page gives a huff, and walks off with the rest of the men. GODMOTHER: My diet is ruined! I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek. Hansel and Gretel? PUSS: And take it from me, Boss. GODMOTHER: Ugh, youd better have a good reason for dragging us down here, Harold. Posed similarly, Puss runs over to Shrek and Donkey's unconscious bodies. Everybody dig in! DONKEY: I know, I know! GINGY: Dont worry! Head em up! DONKEY: What?! Ha-ha! What do you think, Harold? LILLIAN: Oh, stop being such a drama king. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. SHREK: Aye. A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. CHARMING: Fiona, my Princess. Pah! Youre still going to be king. And dont worry, they're gonna love you too. He takes off his hair net and dramatically swishes his hair. Oh, no ogres! She can help us pack. (sighs) Im sorry, all right? Is that you? GODMOTHER: Oh no, no, of course its not, dear. Soon, others take notice and join in. A cute, button nose? Ooo, pantyhose! Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other. Lillian looks around nervously and Harold angrily stares at Shrek. Upon hearing this news Shrek looks uneasy, while Fiona is smiling. Harold's ceremonial armor chestplate deflects the magical trail back to hit Godmother. Godmother grabs it but Shrek swipes it out of her hands and into the air. The crowd claps. I think itd be better if the Fairy Godmother didnt know we were here. I got to get a job. Shrek yells through the bars of the door. The mouse lands with a thud. HAROLD: Lets not be rash, darling. Puss leaps from guard to guard, battling them off with his sword. Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow, but Dad says I cant go. Off in the distance they see the large kingdom of Far Far Away. Shrek grabs onto one the arms and Gingy jumps back down to Mongo. The potion splashes over a cage of two geese and turns them into ballerinas. Gingy pulls at his pink thong and lets it slap back. HAROLD: Well, Im afraid Fiona isnt reallywarming up to Prince Charming. Doris walks up to Charming and tries to kiss him. Flip over to Wheel Of Torture. I dont think you realize that our daughter has married a monster! SHREK: No, no. SHREK: And guess what, princess? [giggles] Naughty! The two giggle and Shrek takes her in his arms. Shrek 2/Transcript | The JH Movie Collection's Official Wiki | Fandom in: Transcripts Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 View source Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Shrek is an anti-social and highly-territorial ogre who loves the solitude of his swamp. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 View src Transcript Prince Charming: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. A handsome prince. Puss walks up with two women by his side. Buy em drinks! Shrek 2 is a transcript. SHREK: But look at me. The castle is guarded and there is a moat and everything! Various makeup appliances begin to pester Fiona. Another group of fleeing elves are turned into doves. This is the transcript of Sora's Adventures of Shrek 2 . Shrek smiles. (The characters are shown in a Brady Bunch style window) Donkey: Shrek 2? After a silence, we cut to Fiona throwing the last of their luggage into the back of their carriage. His name is Mongo, and Shrek and Gingy are riding on his shoulders. A worker pushing a cart walks by the janitor's closet. GODMOTHER: Dont be drab, youll be fab / Your prince will have rock-hard abs / Cheese souffl, Valentines Day / Have some chicken fricassee! Harold and Lillian look on with concern. GODMOTHER: Late at night I toss and I turn / And I dream of what I needHit it! In April 2004 the film was selected for competition at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival. She continues to pull out books and toss them. PUSS: Well you dont exactly smell like a basket of roses. 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